Supersize Your Sales via Email
Banging Emails that Get You More Clients
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How the Email Gorilla is helping businesses to Build a Buying-Hungry Subscriber List, Maximize Their Sales, And Turn Their Email List Into a Revenue-Generating Machine
No matter how you peel it, your current email strategy is leaving money on the table.
(Or bananas on the tree).
I speak to business owners every day who either lack the skills or struggle to find the time to write proven copy that can entertain and compel readers to action.
Seeing them missing out on the most cost-effective marketing tool available – email!
That’s where The Email Gorilla comes in.
I write high-converting emails that’ll have your readers ready to buy on demand.
I do that by keeping my troop of clients small so that you get the personalized, bespoke service you and your business deserve.
I’m NOT some big, faceless marketing agency happy to pump out any generic crap.
I dive deep into your brand to fully understand your unique voice and messaging and help you leverage them to maximize your email revenue.
Working with only a handful of clients at a time gives me the flexibility to swing into action when needed and help you turn your email list into an automated sales machine.
Are You Cut Out to Join The Gorilla Troop and Have Your Emails Bring in The Big Bucks?
Do you, your product or your business have an online presence?
Do you go ape at the sight of bang-average sales copy?
Do you understand that when you pay peanuts, you get monkeys?
(And nobody likes f*cking monkeys, btw.)
Do you prefer a no-bullshit approach over some corporate Colin telling you yes to everything?
And are you up for the odd chuckle along the way?
If you answered NO to the above questions, I can’t help you.
You’ll need to tackle that marketing jungle on your own.
BUT
If you answered yes, well then …
Welcome to the Troop, my friend!
The Email Gorilla was created due to exasperation at how many businesses were treating email as an afterthought.
They either spammed their list with promotion after promotion …
Or they only sent a random email whenever they had a new offer …
Or even worse, they sent nothing at all!
Having seen my own results with clients, where I used a troop benefit method that involved writing entertaining, story-based emails filled with actionable value for readers …
And seeing how this helped them build a trusting relationship with their email list, which resulted in their sales going on autopilot …
I knew it was time for me to step out from the undergrowth, and bring my own (very hairy) chest-beating strategy out there into the world.